I said it was me, but, it was him.

October 25, 2006

I said it was me, but, it was him. It was ALL him. He was a such damned pussy. I mean the guy grabbed my tits right in front of him and he didn’t say shit. He just stood there with this hurt look on his face like “awwww”. Jesus. If you care about me then step up and be a man. Don’t let some random ass drunk put his hands all over me. I’m sure he’ll make some homely bitch a fine husband some day. As for me, I’m gonna find a man who ain’t afraid to protect his woman.

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January 15, 2007 7:49 pm

You might want to try the guy that grabbed you. He sounds like a real go-getter.

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I said it was me, but, it was him.

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