I’m very convincing.

September 20, 2006

I’m very convincing. One time I got up and left and went to the bathroom and came back a few minutes later. Some people just want to talk. They don’t really care if anyone is actually listening. I give them that. Well not all the time. But they apparently don’t know the difference. All it takes a few well placed “yeahs” and “mmhmms”. I’m good. Real good.

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